Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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