yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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