I'm really into asian looking animals
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize