they need to just BURY HIM!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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