i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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