He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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