Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hippo gnu deer
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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