if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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