Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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