The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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