Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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