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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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