If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
