How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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