so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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