some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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