I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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