Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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