whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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