ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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