He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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