her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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