How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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