Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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