he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's blow job season.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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