i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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