where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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