I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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