so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We have so much sex to catch up on
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Two words: blizzard sex
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