I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
only you would photoshop your dick
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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