Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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