Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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