Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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