Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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