so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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