Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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