she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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