I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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