so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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