so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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