i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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