brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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