This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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