used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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