so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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