they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
