His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
