I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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