I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
