I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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