I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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