two words: eviction party
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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