I'm really into asian looking animals
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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