I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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