Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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