"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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