So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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