Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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