She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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